What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 05:59

share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
What is the best time for conception?
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
The Simple Rule That Seems To Govern How Life Is Organized On Earth - IFLScience
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
What is something you have to share?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
S&P Dow Jones Makes No Changes to S&P 500 in Quarterly Rebalance - Bloomberg
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
No go.
Mia Goth Joins Shawn Levy’s ‘Star Wars: Starfighter’ Alongside Ryan Gosling - Variety
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Fireball streaks through aurora-filled skies photo of the day for June 5, 2025 - Space