Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 05:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

What is the best time for conception?

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

The Simple Rule That Seems To Govern How Life Is Organized On Earth - IFLScience

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

What is something you have to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

S&P Dow Jones Makes No Changes to S&P 500 in Quarterly Rebalance - Bloomberg

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can someone fall in love with a person they have never met in person, but only through thoughts and imagination?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

No go.

Mia Goth Joins Shawn Levy’s ‘Star Wars: Starfighter’ Alongside Ryan Gosling - Variety

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

New Yorker Who Lived Downstairs From Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz for 10 Years Reveals What Actors Were Really Like as ‘Neighbors’ - Yahoo

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Fireball streaks through aurora-filled skies photo of the day for June 5, 2025 - Space